No? Well then this is going to be awkward. Because I am required to inform you about
SIT DOWN TRAGEDY'S GREEN KEY SHOW
FREE STAND UP COMEDY AND PIZZA
8:30 PM AT AO
(two doors past Kemeny)
COME SEE OUR BEAUTIFUL ALUMS
KENNY BACLAWSKI '12
MIKE GILLIS '12 WRITER FOR THE ONION
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR BREATH TAKEN AWAY