No? Well then this is going to be awkward. Because I am required to inform you about

SIT DOWN TRAGEDY'S GREEN KEY SHOW

FREE STAND UP COMEDY AND PIZZA
8:30 PM AT AO
(two doors past Kemeny)

COME SEE OUR BEAUTIFUL ALUMS
KENNY BACLAWSKI '12
MIKE GILLIS '12 WRITER FOR THE ONION

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR BREATH TAKEN AWAY