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Date: | Thu, 31 Jan 2013 02:29:22 +0000 |
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To any and all purveyors of delectable noodles and ridiculously contradictory candies,
We have them. Noodles and candies, that is.
Ramen and Hi-Chew city b!Tİh.
So this time China Care Club has decided to spice up your lives a little bit and cook the ramen. We are selling hot, salty, spicy noodles in Novack tomorrow from 8 to midnight.
But wait, there's more! Come to Novack and receive a pack of hi-chew, a two-hundred dollar value, for an incredible deal! As if that's not enough, you'll also be saving people's lives in the process. Chew on that. Actually, chew on some Hi-Chew. Peace, love, and dumplings,
China Care Club
P.S. For those of you not in the inner Asian circle (it's a pretty exclusive club) Hi-Chew looks a lot like starburst, only tastes much more like happiness. Once again, China has bested us.
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