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America's Youngest College Improv Comedy Newspaper. Founded 2018.
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DOG DAY AUDITIONS TO TAKE PLACE AT CARSON HALL L02 ON FRIDAY AT 5
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YOUR FRIENDS ON YOU: "FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE"
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"They seem to think they aren't funny, but they are," noted your one close friend, and.. READ MORE
TOP SCIENTISTS AGREE: YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO FRIDAY AT 5:00
by Phil Abuster
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LA NUIT DE CHAT, EVIL IMPROV GROUP, STRIKES AGAIN: NEW HEROES NEEDED
By Bad Pun
Panic erupted in the streets of Prague yesterday as the notorious... READ MORE
COMEDIANS HATE THEM: LOCAL IMPROV GROUP DISCOVERS ONE SIMPLE TRICK FOR MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
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This normal group of Dogs was just hanging out in Mid Mass when... READ MORE
99.99% OF POTENTIAL AUDITIONEES REPORT NEVER HAVING DONE IMPROV
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Note from the Editors: We cannot verify any of these claims. In fact, we can prove that most of these claims are false. However, in this age of increasingly uncertain news, we take pride in being a source you know you can't trust.
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DOG DAY AUDITIONS
CARSON (basement of Novak) L02
FRIDAY AT 5PM
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