You're, like, really funny.
Everyone's been talking about it. Whenever you come up, it's always like "Oh, (insert name here)? They're like so funny. You'd think someone that good looking wouldn't also be that funny, but somehow they manage".
The world deserves to see how funny you are.
Dartmouth Standup Comics meeting tomorrow at 9PM in The Pub Suite (Robo 202).
Be there. Be funny.