Merry Belated



And A Happy Old New Year!





Enjoy our long-overdue online content



at



http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/



12 Uses for a Christmas Fruitcake

by Charlie Rafkin '16

Martha Stewart's Inner Haiku Pre-Christmas Party

by Natalie Van Brunt '16

JACKO NEWS: Pseudo-intellectual baby pisses everyone off

by Kelsey Sipple '16

FROM THE ARCHIVES: "The Whore-Ex & Other Stories by Dr. Seuss"

by Kimi Brown

The Man who Confuses Stockings with Stalking

by Paulie Clawson '13

Pen Pals With Benefits

by Matt Garczynski '14





Also includes:





A preview of our upcoming Winter Issue!



A congratulatory message to Kim & Kanye!