DStyle Tonight
@Beta
10:45pm (2/19)
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Dear DStyle, we regret to inform you that we cannot convert the Darth Vader statue on the green into a "freestyle" skiing jump. The recent fluctuations in the temperature have resulted in dangerous conditions that are not safe for our housing community athletes.
Yours truly,
- Jeremiah Bennington, Chief Snow Sculptor and Housing-Community Olympic Games Director