Hey campus,


Stressed out?

Life falling apart at the seams?

Worried that people only add you on Friendsy when they're drunk?

Concerned that your feelings for Phil Hanlon's mustache conflict with your feelings towards the new college policies?


Let it out, Chi Heorot is here for you.


You are invited to join us at 11:15pm on Wednesday, the 4th of March, 2015, for a show whose artistic value is often considered to surpass that of "50 Shades of Grey":



?SHEBA + Aires

@XH @11:15pm @Wednesday



Life as we know it will never be the same.

You will learn new dance moves for Heorot's next party.

You will hear an a cappella performance scientifically engineered to blow your socks off.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get DJ Chip's phone number, and everyone will be talking about it on Thursday.


"Rage, rage against the dying of the light" -- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, D'77 Heorot alum.