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Subject:	New Jacko Weekly Issue
From:	Jack-O-Lantern <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:	Jack-O-Lantern <[log in to unmask]>
Date:	Mon, 27 Feb 2012 03:10:47 +0000
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Hey campus,

We thought we'd do something special this week, so we conjured up the spirit of the very founder of the Jack-o-Lantern himself, Jebediah Gile, Class of 1908, with this Ouija board! Without further ado, here is the weekly, presented by the spirit of good ol' Jeb:

What do you have to say about the new Jacko weekly, Jeb?
Okay... okay... it's moving... T... I... T... Um, Jeb, what are you trying to tell us? ... Oh, TITILLATING! The new Jacko weekly is titillating!

Next, what will the new Jacko weekly give them, Jeb?
Let's see... S... H... I... Uh, Jeb, I don't think we can say that word over... oh... uh... SHINGLES. Apparently, the new Jacko weekly will give you the shingles. Um, thanks Jeb, I guess.

Okay, last one: How funny is the new Jacko weekly?
It's moving again... N... O... T... Aw, come on Jeb, don't be mean... wait, it's still going... L... Y... NOTORIOUSLY! Jeb says the new weekly will be notoriously funny!

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http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/>
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FEATURING:

"An Interview with the GOP" by Percy Tatum '12<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/2012/02/an-interview-with-the-gop-2/>

"The Beatles Make a Snow Penis" by Matt Garczynski '14<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/2012/02/the-beatles-make-a-snow-penis-2/>

"Mac Ideas that Actually Hurt People" by Nathanael Friday '15<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/2012/02/mac-ideas-that-actually-hurt-people-mac-ideas-that-actually-hurt-people/>

"Wilderness DMT Training" by Rebecca Drapkin '13<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/2012/02/wilderness-dmt-training/>

"Carpets Attack!" by Kenny Baclawski '12<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/2012/02/carpets-attack/>

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http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/<http://www.dartmouth.edu/%7Ejacko/v2/>
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Okay, now down to business Jeb. Where did you bury the secret Jacko castle?
U... N... D... under where?... under where Jeb, tell us!!!... yeah?... yeah?... under Panarchy?... go on... secret tunnel??... what next... flower shop???... Harvard mole men??!... what was that Jeb?... J... K... Just Kidding? Really Jeb, you were kidding this whole time? Goddamn you.

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