We know what you say about us.
    ... it's so far
                ... it's so dated
                         ...  it's where fun goes to rot


Well now it's our time to shine.


                      **** ROCK THE RIVER 2010 ****


featuring bands, barbeque, music, games, activities, and...


    INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSES AND SLIP N SLIDES?!


What? in the River?
       Yes, in the RIver.


Saturday May 22 from 12-4.
   Tshirts for the first 200


Because we won't have you talking crap about our home.