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>Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 13:46:18 +0900
>To: Language Learning and Technology International Information Forum               <[log in to unmask]>
>From: Jonathon Reinhardt <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Re: #5376 (FUN) Hickbonics

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This is kind of funny, but remember the distinction between a dialect 
and slang. A dialect is a language that just hasn't been so deemed by 
the powers that be, and within every language there is slang, i.e. 
non-formal colloquialisms that more often than not originate in 
non-standard dialects. If American academic and governmental power 
weren't centered in the northeast, southern dialect or black 
vernacular might be the standard against which your speech is right, 
wrong, or funny.

>--- Forwarded Message from "Daniel E. Meyers" <[log in to unmask]> ---
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> >Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 17:03:06 -0500
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >From: "Daniel E. Meyers" <[log in to unmask]>
> >Subject: Hickbonics
> >Cc: "Meyers, Dale & Elaina" <[log in to unmask]>
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>HICKBONICS
>
>The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the
>seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipelined through Washington designating
>Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be taught in all
>Southern schools. A speaker of this language would be a Hickophone.
>
>The following are excerpts from the Hickbonics/English dictionary:
>
>HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
>
>HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
>Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
>
>BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
>Usage: "Mah brother bard my pickup truck."
>
>JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida.  Capitol is Lanner.
>Usage: "Mah brother from Jawjuh bard mah pickup truck."
>
>BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh's.  Capitol is Berminhayum.
>Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
>       improvements."
>
>MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
>Usage: "Mah brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't
>       herd from him in munts."
>
>THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
>Usage: "Ah thank a'll have a bare."
>
>BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
>Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
>IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
>Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
>
>RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
>Usage: "I thank I left mah ranch in the back of that pickup truck
>       mah brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
>
>ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
>Usage: "I sure hope mah brother from Jawjuh puts all in mah pickup truck."
>
>FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
>Usage: "If mah brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup
>       truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
>
>TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
>Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a
>       flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
>TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
>Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see
>       that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
>
>RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
>Usage: "Mah grampaw retard at age 65."
>
>FAT - (noun), (verb) -- a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
>Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'all."
>
>RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
>Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
>
>FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
>Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn
>country."
>
>DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
>Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
>EAR - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
>Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
>
>BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
>Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
>
>JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
>Usage: "Jew here that mah brother from Jawjuh got a job with that
>       bob war fence cump'ny?"
>
>HAZE - a contraction.
>Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert.
>       He ain't thanked in yars."
>
>SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
>VIEW - contraction: (verb) and pronoun.
>Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City...view?"
>
>GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
>Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.