Choose your own snow-venture!



It's a Wednesday morning and as you emerge from your deep slumber, you try to make sense of that dream you were just having where you were in the backyard of your childhood home but it wasn't actually  your childhood home and your kindergarten bff Joshua is getting married but you haven't thought about him in 8 years and all of a sudden the wedding is at one of those identical highway gas station rest stops and the ring bearer is Air Bud's ghost and he slam-dunks the ring only before that chick Brenda Song from the disney channel appears just in time to object and professes her love to Joshua...



The dream fades and you realize it's for the best because your subconscious is weird af. You pull up the window blinds to see a true WINTER WONDERLAND outside!!!!



Consider whether you should "borrow" your roommate's car to head to the ski slopes, and then realize you should prob get up and have one of those ~fogbuster coffee mornings~ before rolling to your 10.



Realize that this is not in fact a choose-your-own-adventure, because the only option is:





DOG DAY

BROVERTONES

@PSI U

11:15pm







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