CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE EMAIL!
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When the night has come,
and the land is dark...


If you think you're a hard-o:

Missing the weekend already?

PSA: Monday is officially an "on" night

Start your night off right with the Aires and DStyle, 9PM @ SigEp

If your friends call you a "B-spider":

Are you ever disappointed that all of those college a cappella shows happen after your aca-bedtime?

Have you ever wondered why anyone goes out on a school night in the first place?

WONDER NO MORE.

Come see the Aires and DStyle for a special pre-*high school curfew* show at 9pm at SigEp,

     with a silent after-party on 3rd floor Berry.

You know you want to.


If you self-identify as a narcissist:

Show up at SigEp @ 9pm to celebrate God's greatest gift to the earth... YOU

wait... or, was it wine?

             beautiful girls?

             maybe life itself?

Come delve into these great mysteries and embrace uncertainty with the Aires and DStyle. 9PM, SigEp.

Because YOLO. Probably.


If you wish you sounded like Morgan Freeman:

                                                                        In a world,

                                        where analog watches are a fashion statement,

                               where instruments have been replaced by electronics,

                                                     and only the rich burn candles,

                                        watch the Aires try to replace the electronics,

                                                            and DStyle spitting fire.

                                                               SigEp, 9PM TONIGHT




If you ain't got time for that ish:

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Aires|DStyle

Sigma Phi Epsilon

May 1 @ 9PM