Do you like improv?

Want to perform in front of people?

Blacklisted from Shebalite?






Then try out for

Summer Casual Thursday

(AKA Shut Up Aidan)


We are NOT a money laundering operation.




Auditions:

TODAY

4 P.M.

Silsby 028



No experience necessary.



You have nothing to lose!*


* = Not actually true. Membership in Casual Thursday can cause diarrhea, night terrors and/or death. Consult your doctor before trying to be funny.





Q: What are auditions like?



A: Y’all ever seen America Ninja Warrior? Not like that.



Q: Does Aidan always do that thing?



A: Yes, but if you give us an hour’s notice we can stop it.





Q: Aren’t performance groups like Casual Thursday complicit in the stripping of real artistry from the act of creative performance, in the process replacing the dedication and craft of real art with a cheap emphasis on social capital and superficial, mediocre displays of undeveloped talent?



A: Hahaha, lol, nah.





Q: Can I bribe people to get in?



A: We only respond to emotional blackmail.





Q: Ungughughuhhh?



A: Mmmllllurrrm!





Any questions? Contact Carter Brace at [log in to unmask]<mailto:[log in to unmask]>

Or call and text Aidan Sarazen at his personal number (773)-791-2007