Daaaaaaang, Gurl/Boi,
You lookin' fiiiiiine.
Sit back, relax, and let Dartmouth's fiiiiiinest comedy groups trigger a release of Dopamine that'll contribute to a sense of well-being and heightened self-esteem, or something...
Nice and smooooooth.
Yeaaaaaaaah.
Just like that...
Let us tickle yo' Endocrine System a lil' bit.

TONIGHT!
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The Jack-O-Lantern Presents: A Winter Comedy Festival
The Dog Day Players, Casual Thursday, The Jack-O-Lantern, and Sit-down Tragedy.
8pm - Fahey Ground Floor Lounge!
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We didn't get tickets to Hairspray Either.  And we don't want these silk bathrobes to go to waste.