As Trips prepares to welcome the '23s to Dartmouth, Hanover Croo has some
questions.
*We've entered them into WikiHow and copied them here, for your
convenience: *
*1. "How to Politely Yet Forcefully Emphasize the Importance of Abstinence
Among College Freshmen While on a 5-Day Pre-Orientation Outdoors Trip?" *
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*2. "How to Prevent Dehydration Using Only an Early 2000's Pop Hit?" *
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*3. "How to Write and Choreograph 7 Songs in 3 Days with **Refrains that
Rhyme with '23'?" *
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You heard it here first, folks:
*Hanover Croo safety show dress rehearsal, 2019 *
*Sunday (Aug 25) *
*@8pm *
*in Sarner Underground (between Foco and Psi U)*.
Bring your friends, bring your flashcards, bring your prof.
Ever yours,
Hanover Croo 2019
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