That one day we will live in a world with free ice cream.


That everyone will tolerate lactose.


That we will be judged not by the color of our skin, but by whether we prefer cup or cone.


Let freedom ring from the Ben & Jerry's Factory in Vermont!


Let freedom ring to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low!"


Let freedom ring from every mountaintop with a cherry on top!


I scream at last! You scream at last! Thank God Almighty, we all scream at last!


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