OH, NO! OH, NO! WE'VE GOT SOME SPOOKY HALLOWEEN NEWS! '22s Get in the Spooky Spirit as They Die En Masse<https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/10/31/22s-get-in-the-spooky-spirit-as-they-die-en-masse/> [https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/files/2018/10/71oc-RuMfKL._SX425_-19l46ed-425x260.jpg] AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE SCARIEST DARTMOUTH NEWS! CHECK OUT OUR UNDERCOVER EXPOSÉ: Did The Dartmouth Review Actually Say This within the Past Five Years, or Are We Just Fucking with You?<https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/10/31/did-the-dartmouth-review-actually-say-this-within-the-past-five-years-or-are-we-just-fucking-with-you/> <https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/10/31/how-can-one-student-make-any-class-a-layup-the-answer-may-surprise-you/> [https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/files/2018/10/TheDartmouthReviewMasthead2015-uwm7le.png] IF YOU CAN'T COPE WITH SUCH HORRIFIC HALLOWEEN TALES, PERHAPS WE CAN AMUSE YOU WITH LIGHTER FARE! <https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/10/31/how-can-one-student-make-any-class-a-layup-the-answer-may-surprise-you/> <https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/10/31/how-can-one-student-make-any-class-a-layup-the-answer-may-surprise-you/> How Can One Student Make Any Class a Layup? The Answer May Surprise You! [https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/files/2018/04/800-1eg23b9-470x260.jpg] For more tales of fright from all around campus, read the <https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/> Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern<https://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/>!