Mom? Dad?

Are you guys there?
Oh! There you are. Whew. Thought you were gone. I guess I assumed I was home alone.
Don't go into the kitchen! I made a mess... I REALLY made a mess, I am sorry.
I promise to clean it up before the big party on Saturday.

Anyways, do you like my new haircut?

[happy businessman with a funny haircut]

I wanted to look like Will Forte.

CANT SELL CULTURE SKETCH COMEDY SHOW
AXA @ 10:15
THURS 4/18
be there.

Sincerely yours,
David Kililea

[Grunge Kitchen]

i cut my hair in the kitchen :(