Oh hi there, Dartmouth ;)
Are you excited about Valentine's Day??
Are you
finally ready to let that ~special someone~ know that you are exclusively interested in the physical aspects of your relationship?
(http://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/2018/02/14/valentines-that-confirm-youre-just-hooking-up/)
Or is it a more lonely sort of day for you, but mostly because Valentine's Day marks the anniversary of the death of your pet parakeet, Belinda? We all know that feeling.