Hate getting knee-capped by your local mafia boss? Don't like it when the zoo giraffe licks your face for slightly too long? Not a fan of cannibalism? Well you're in luck... THERE WON'T BE ANY CRIME FAMILIES/SEXUALIZED GIRAFFE LICKS/ROASTED HUMAN FLESH AT DOG DAYS OF SUMMER FIRST SHOW. Monday. SIGMA DELT. 10:15. Introducing... [cid:4ac79167-1e47-4ba9-bf0f-ed0f610ec72d] Steven "Shitboi La Floor de la Asshat" Chun [cid:31ae5dfc-095e-4c59-9618-18560dfeb151] Mark "Panty Twister" Dominguez [cid:5c1f6d1d-2abb-4f96-84d4-eff6dd9d2da3] Paul "Posh Spice" Vickers [cid:20ba156f-4ab4-4de9-9ee2-c92020e9b35d] Kristen "Snaggletooth Tuesday" Maiorano [cid:04a7d01f-3fa1-44a7-bc2e-f453a1c873d9] Michael "Basic White Girl With An Infinity Tattoo On Wrist" Everett [cid:a6d0adfc-717a-45e0-b44f-48147c2fa370] Parker "Possessed by a Demon Named Pedro" Whims [cid:677b61fd-8eb7-4218-80b7-7ff28a05a284] Brad "Whipits McGee" Hubsch [cid:754d0632-8e21-4c09-9250-e7e0dcc888c8] Owen "Haunted Artist" Page [cid:619dae06-8794-4a7b-93dd-578658f4e637] Maddie "Dirty, Dirty Duck" Hess see you there. -Lieutenant Dog