Remember when summer used to be fun? 

Remember how you spent your time those 3 glorious months? Ah, goofing off with the neighbor boy... dodging your mom as she tried to lather you up with sunblock... going to those cookouts with weird Uncle Frank...What an era.

Where'd those days go? Nowadays, if you knock on your neighbors door and ask to play, they get all pissy that you don't have midterms. Nowadays, you habitually buy your own spf 150 sunblock, cause you read that article on Melanoma one time and now you're scared of the sun. Sure, nowadays, you can still go to those cookouts with weird Uncle Frank, but who really wants to? 

Wouldn't it be great if you never grew up? Do you want to go back to that joyous time and appreciate summer as it's meant to be appreciated? 

Well then DOG DAYS OF SUMMER is the place for you.

We can't actually take you back to that time, of course. Dog day isn't capable of time travel, but damn it, we're getting close. Still we can offer you the next best thing: CAREFREE IMPROV WITH FRIENDS. It'll be just like back in the good old days. We've got silly jokes, questionable hygiene (all Grant), and even excessive sunblock! Rest assured, there will be no weird Uncle Frank. 

SATURDAY, JUNE 24

1 PM

CARSON L02.

Regain your childhood. Regain your freedom. 

- Lieutenant Dog, 4th Battalion

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