Are you sick and tired of not being at Beta?
Need something to do on Wednesday nights so you don't look like a loner?
Does the World's Heaviest Rabbit weigh over 50 pounds? (yes, yes it does).
Then Come to Beta on
Wednesday at
11:15 to see Dartmouth's premier short form improv group
Casual Thursday perform with the sweet sweet melodies of the
Decibelles and the
Sings.
IF YOU DONT IM TELLING EVERY1 UR A LON3R