(Let's pretend this was all an elaborate
marketing strategy implemented to build anticipation. We're sorry, and thank you for taking this wild journey with us.)
(technology is not easy)
(This email ACTUALLY
ACTUALLY contains the Fake D)
(RIGHT HERE: http://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/files/2016/11/Fake-D-16F.compressed.pdf)
(Click it!!!!!!!!)
ATTENTION LIBRARY PATRONS (and class-goers and wilderness explorers and anyone else who happens to find themselves in Hanover on this truly glorious day)