DStyle + Sugarplum

 

11:15pm @ Chi Gam 11/2

"Dear DStyle, Unfortunately due to fire safety regulations we cannot allow you and your "squad" to "light up" this year's homecoming bonfire with "fuego bars". The wood is extremely wet and we will be opting to use kerosene instead. 

- Samuel J. McKinley , Deputy Director of Bonfire Ignition