HI-LIGHTER
16F
WHEN: SATURDAY
OCT 15
WHEN (MORE SPECIFICALLY): 11 PM — SUNRISE
WHERE: XH, 11 BEAST WHEELOCK
WHO: YOU AND I + 20’S
WHY: BECAUSE FRESHMEN
Highlight (n/v):
1. Noun. An especially memorable, outstanding event in a period of time.
"That Heorot party was the highlight of my fall—along with Caesar Wednesdays at the Hop, of course!”
2. Verb. To emphasize, make more visibly prominent or noticeable.
“That Heorot party was the perfect opportunity for me to highlight my attractive, Shakira-like dance moves so that girl
I stare at in my Econ class--who once sat next to me on ffb and I got so nervous that I spilled my Odwalla all over my khakis and got really embarrassed and had to leave-- finally noticed me.”
Questions:
1. Do you stare up at the stars at night and wonder why you feel so alone?
2. Do you wish you could find the person to fill the colorless void that has become your soul?
3. Do you want to discuss what Lily’s painting symbolizes in Virginia Woolf’s classic novel To the Lighthouse?
4. Do you want a chance to finally meet that person you stare at during Econ?
5. Do you think that no one really rages anymore?
- If you answered yes to three or fewer of the questions above, please stop lying to yourself.
- If you answered yes to exactly four of the five questions above, I’ll see you Saturday night.
- If you answered yes to exactly five of the above five questions, I believe that Lily’s painting symbolizes in a way the entire novel; she is the book’s unifying character and her struggle to find
beauty and normalcy in the world is much like the struggles of the decaying Ramsay family idk hbu?
Theme: T&B. If you don’t know what that means don’t bother coming.
Party VIP: Scott Hammond. Ask him to play pong sometime. You'll make his week.