Busy last night?
Need an amazing way to procrastinate?
Just want to see us make fools out of ourselves again?
...WELL THEN, COME TO
TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND
TODAY @ 5:00 PM in the BENTLEY THEATER
LAUGHS FOR FREE* GUARANTEED!!!
*Well, no ticket purchase necessary.
Audience humiliation is possible.
*The Bentley Theater is located inside the Hop down the staircase on your right when you walk into the main lobby.