"Dear DStyle, thank you for your interest in delivering this year's 2015 Commencement address. Unfortunately, while we enjoyed your submission of your new song, 'Pomp, Lock, Drop, and Circumstance,' we have already made arrangements for this year's speaker. Please do contact us next year, and congratulations to your group members in the class of 2015."

-Pauline DiStefano, Assistant Faculty Coordinator for Commencement 2015.