HIGHLIGHTER
11PM — Dome
11 East Wheelock
Friends,
How do you get someone to notice you?
You could say, “Hey! Remember me? I’m that guy who stares at you all day in econ."
You could breathe really heavily whenever they’re nearby.
You can crash into his car and then get some free conversation when exchanging insurance info. If the cops show up, they may even wingman for you. 
You can steal things from their room while they’re in class and ransom them back in exchange for a meal at Pine. 
Yeah, those are all pretty normal. 
But if you want a way to meet someone that won’t get you a restraining order, you might want to consider trying Chi Heorot. 
This Wednesday at 11pm, come to Heorot and change your life. We’ll break the ice by packing hundreds of people into our basement, turning on the backlights, and encouraging you to draw all over each other with highlighters. 
AD might be dead and the old traditions may have failed, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. From the ashes of the patriarchy and the neo-upper class, Heorot will rise like the mighty Phoenix and set the gold standard for fraternity basement dance parties. 
 
"Rage, rage against the dying of the light, boss” — Souleymane “Souley" Marzouk, Malian legend, campus celebrity, and alleged fan of Chi Heorot’s Highlighter parties.