Not only do we have this cool poster just for YOU, we even wrote you all these funny articles. In honor of winter carnival we slaved for hours or maybe an hour to bring you all this relatable content. FEATURING:
Dartmouth Leads the Way in Fostering Inclusive Campus Environment by Removing Doors from Residence Halls
Two Muffins
Castles in the Sand: A Short Reverie About The Serendipitous Meeting That Most Influenced The Rest of My Life
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