Did you go on the paleodiet but made exceptions for drinking?

Did you finally go out to jog but froze after a few steps?


Well, come celebrate your broken New Year's Resolutions TONIGHT at:

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★★★New Year's Tails★★★

10 PM TONIGHT

Friday, January 9th,

@Amarna (23 East Wheelock Street)


?Commiserate about the futility of change with the coolest crew on campus.

?Learn more about the house and our no-hazing, no-rush-term membership!

?Have a drink, unwind, and defrost.

?Follow through with your resolution.


Only at Amarna.

Not a house. A home.


Don't know where Amarna is? (What a shame.)

Keep walking down East Wheelock Street past the gym and East Wheezy cluster, then cross the street and look for a blue house with the word "AMARNA" over it. Trust me, it's not that hard.



If this was NYETails, we'd be BillNYE the Party Guy.