The Greatest Country On Earth*
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Nine sexy Supreme Court justices decide on a nation's right to love. But can they find love themselves?
Betsy Ross & George Washington have some disagreements about artistic direction.
The Fourth of July is the holiest day of the year for the Church of Springsteen.
The Jacko celebrates the 4th at the country's hottest uninhabited party spot.
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*Except in education, per capita GDP, land mass, happiness index, or even catchiest anthem. But it's up there.