The Jacko Celebrates
★AMERICA★
The Greatest Country On Earth*

at DartmouthJacko.com<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/>

with

The SC<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/2013/07/the-sc/>
Nine sexy Supreme Court justices decide on a nation's right to love. But can they find love themselves?

Drafting The Flag<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/2013/07/drafting-the-flag/>
Betsy Ross & George Washington have some disagreements about artistic direction.

Bruce Springsteen Day<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/2013/07/bruce-springsteen-day/>
The Fourth of July is the holiest day of the year for the Church of Springsteen.

A Baker Island Fourth of July<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/2013/07/a-baker-island-4th-of-july/>
The Jacko celebrates the 4th at the country's hottest uninhabited party spot.

★★★

*Except in education, per capita GDP, land mass, happiness index, or even catchiest anthem. But it's up there.