"Apparently, Game of Thrones set a piracy record over the weekend. According to Torrent-Freak, one million people downloaded the episode illegally in the first day after it aired. One million. Now, I'm no math major, but if you do the math, that's almost as high as the amount of threats North Korea makes in one day." 

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Check out the most recent episode of our school's very own, Dartmouth Tonight! 

You'll wish you'd tuned in earlier: