(the following email is to be read to the tune of ATTABOY by Yo Yo MA)

I was raised a fighter and I have yet to die. I switched from fighting after I was told by a psychic that fighting was stupid. From the Boondocks to the sewers. From the sewers to Long Island. And From Long Island to Russia. I am now one of you. However I am better than one of you. I am all of you. Who me? Who you? We all are.

I come before you....for the first time this term...

DOG DAY PLAYERS
KDE tonight at 11

Dartmouth's Oldest Long Form Improv Comedy Group.

We will, we will..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................rock someone.

((the following sentence is to be read to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat(Also, I am not positive but I do not believe Yo Yo Ma will be in attendance))