(the following email is to be read to the tune of ATTABOY by Yo Yo MA)
I was raised a fighter and I have yet to die. I switched from fighting after I was told by a psychic that fighting was stupid. From the Boondocks to the sewers. From the sewers to Long Island. And From Long Island to Russia. I am now one of you. However I am
better than one of you. I am all of you. Who me? Who you? We all are.
I come before you....for the first time this term...
DOG DAY PLAYERS
KDE tonight at 11
Dartmouth's Oldest Long Form
Improv Comedy Group.
We will, we will..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................rock
someone.
((the following sentence is to be read to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat(Also, I am not positive but I do not believe Yo Yo Ma will be in attendance))