Heck yeah! This ain't no Tuesday, suckers!

It's motherloving SUNDAY.

And if you're worth half a spit, you'll know that Sunday means NEW ONLINE CONTENT from The Jacko

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/

*Secrets by Jacob Savos '16*

*What God Did On The Seventh Day by Matt Garczynski '14*

*American Bus Museum by Charlie Laud '14*

*Seltzer's Secret Formula by Matt Garczynski '14*

And remember: no matter how goshdarnedly excited this makes you, there is

NO FLIPPING SWEARING

on Sundays.

-The Jack-O-Lantern
@DartmouthJacko
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