Heck yeah! This ain't no Tuesday, suckers! It's motherloving SUNDAY. And if you're worth half a spit, you'll know that Sunday means NEW ONLINE CONTENT from The Jacko http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/v2/ *Secrets by Jacob Savos '16* *What God Did On The Seventh Day by Matt Garczynski '14* *American Bus Museum by Charlie Laud '14* *Seltzer's Secret Formula by Matt Garczynski '14* And remember: no matter how goshdarnedly excited this makes you, there is NO FLIPPING SWEARING on Sundays. -The Jack-O-Lantern @DartmouthJacko<https://twitter.com/DartmouthJacko> Facebook<http://www.facebook.com/DartmouthJacko>