The Dartmouth Rude Mechanicals present William Shakespeare's "MEASURE FOR MEASURE" Rollins Chapel TODAY @ 8:30 pm and Saturday @ 8:00 pm TICKETS ARE FREE YOU CHEAPSKATES ******** BOY OH BOY you'll get a kick out of this little skit we're putting on. It's basically about a girl who wants to be a nun (THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC LA LA LA LA) who has to sleep with a naughty little man (BAD BOY BAD BOY WHATCHA GONNA DO) in order to save her brother's life (I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE BUT I WON'T DO THAT). Sure, it's a little more complicated than that but NO ONE LIKES DETAILS. To review: Girl either sleeps with a brooding badboy or BROTHER X GETS THE AX. Taking off our "fun acting caps" and putting on our "scholarly caps," this play is regarded as a "problem comedy." So, without spoiling anything, if you feel satisfied at the ending of this play you are a heartless shell of a man.