to be a member of our audience! at a show!

Now you may have been hoping that this was some sort of tap blitz, or maybe an invite to a formal, or one of the myriad other opportunities for social advancement available at Dartmouth. Well, friend, luck is not on your side today. Expectations are the worst.

A SHOW
TOMORROW
wednesday, 4/11
SIGMA DELT
11pm

"My lip gloss be poppin' " - someone who has smothered something explosive onto her lips.