We know what you say about us. ... it's so far ... it's so dated ... it's where fun goes to rot Well now it's our time to shine. **** ROCK THE RIVER 2010 **** featuring bands, barbeque, music, games, activities, and... INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSES AND SLIP N SLIDES?! What? in the River? Yes, in the RIver. Saturday May 22 from 12-4. Tshirts for the first 200 Because we won't have you talking crap about our home.