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HIGHLIGHTER
11PM -- DOME
11 East Wheelock
Friends,
How do you get someone to notice you?
You could say, "Hey! Remember me? I'm that guy that watches you in Bio."
You could breathe really heavily whenever they're nearby.
You can crash into his car and then get some free conversation when exchanging insurance info. Maybe the cops will even wingman for you.
You can steal things from his room while he's in class and ransom them back in exchange for a meal at Novack.
Yeah, those are pretty standard.
But if you want a way to meet someone that won't get you a restraining order, you might want to consider trying Chi Heorot.
Tonight at 11pm, come to Heorot and change your life. We'll break the ice by packing hundreds of people into our basement, turning on the blacklights, and encouraging you to draw all over each other with highlighters.
The party will be dry, but the ink will be wet. Bring Dartmouth IDs. No flash photography or live-streaming, please.
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