Do you stutter like Porky the Pig?
Are you inexplicably attracted to Lola Bunny?
Do you refer to others as "sufferin succotash" or "wascally wabbit"?
Can you slam dunk like Michael Jordan?
Does your world ever spontaneously become animated?
Us too.
SPACE JAM
brought to you by the pledges.
SIGMA DELT
11-2
Kegs of Cider for 21+
Bring Dartmouth IDs
Space Jam-themed attire strongly encouraged.
Everybody get up it's time to slam now.