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With the results of the election just out of the oven, immigration seems to be  
the next big thing cooking.
There are around eleven million of undocumented immigrants in the US.

What to do, oh, what to do?

Escort each and every one of them out? Allow them all to stay? Maybe just a few  
of them?
What about the children of undocumented immigrants?
Do we build a wall?

Tell us what you think at the MECHA meeting this Thursday at 5! All views are  
welcome and encouraged!

Where, you ask? LALACS.
When? Thursday at 5!
Why? Because we want to hear your opinion, not to mention there is delicious pizza  
waiting for you!
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And in other totally unrelated news....
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: to all those Dartmouth students currently dying of  
the whooping cough; a cold; some other disease, PLEASE cover your mouth when you  
cough. Use sanitizer when you sneeze into your hands. STOP touching everything  
thinking "Oh, I'm sick so everyone else must be too." NO. YOU ARE WRONG! Please  
be considerate of others.
Thank you,
The Management of Sickness.
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