9, Collis 101. 

If you're feeling rather glum,

And the weather has you bummed,

And you see no point in leaving your dorm room,

But you still have two long papers,

about tariff wars and tapirs—

all in all, you're feeling like you're doomed—

Well, you can fight against the absurdity of the world by wearing literally all of your clothes.

That time of the term, folks. Compete for the golden crown of morals chair.