Tonight. 9 o'clock. A formal at the Ledyard Canoe Club Clubhouse.
Theme: Adults.
Steal your parents clothes. Act above your age. Suffer from high blood pressure.
Complain about:
-The government
-The economy
-The kids these days
-Walking to school through the snow, uphill both ways
-Your pet kitten who keeps biting you
-Your wife
-Your husband
-Your parents
-Your good-for-nothing, steal-all-your-money, liberal-arts-major, spoiled children who go to Dartmouth
-Your job
-Your health
Bring some money, cause you're an adult, but we're not, and we can't afford this.