--- Forwarded Message from "Daniel E. Meyers" <[log in to unmask]> --- >Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2000 08:41:02 -0500 >To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] >From: "Daniel E. Meyers" <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: Computer Gender >Cc: "Meyers, Dale & Elaina" <[log in to unmask]> Forgive the brashness of this E-mail, but I thought it was just too good to just keep to myself. Dan. ============================= A language instructor was explaining to her class that Spanish nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like "chalk" or "pencil" have a gender association, although in English these words are neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and divided the class into two groups; one group all male, the other all female. They were to decide which gender should be applied to "computer" and give four reasons for their decision. The results: The group of women concluded computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. The group of men decided computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory banks for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck buying accessories for it. -- =========================================================== Daniel E. Meyers - Director of the Interactive Language Resource Center 47 Irvin Hall, Miami University, Oxford, Ohio 45056-1848 Office: (513) 529-2510 - Lab: (513) 529-4505 - Fax: (513) 529-1807 Pager: (513) 820-0219 - ICQ: 61294172 - E-Mail: [log in to unmask] WWW: http://www.cas.muohio.edu/~ilrc/ ===========================================================