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You heard it here first, folks:
Hanover Croo safety show dress rehearsal, 2019
Sunday (Aug 25)
@8pm
in Sarner Underground (between Foco and Psi U).
Bring your friends, bring your flashcards, bring your prof.
Ever yours,
Hanover Croo 2019