Are you considering doing any of the following?
- Wandering into an old abandoned house just because you're "curious"
- Having a conversation with a strange old woman who seemed to appear out of the fog
- Confidently saying "What could go wrong?" before doing literally anything
- Chasing your baseball that rolled into Old Man Jenkins' yard even though he hasn't been seen around for 15 years
- Lighting torches with your 35 closest village-mates to hunt down a monster
- Generally being undead
- Becoming your high school jock or cheerleader and driving into the woods after dark to make out
- Holding a seance in the graveyard
- Claiming that ouija boards don't actually work but using one anyways and finding out from the board that something horrifying has been foretold
- Buying a rustic 1800s era farm house even though it's been rumored that a young girl was murdered in the upstairs bedroom 100 years ago
If you have considered any of those ideas, let us tell you, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT AND INSTEAD GO TO:
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