Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to attend:

DOG DAY (improv). CORDS (acapella). DSTYLE (freestyle rap).

SHOW TONIGHT

9PM

ROCKEFELLER CENTER 002

We hope you take this user test seriously and please follow all the instructions to the best of your ability:


  1.  Acquire a map
  2.  Locate the building uncommonly referred to as "Rockefeller center" on your map
  3.  Come on, you got admitted to Dartmouth, you can read a map
  4.  After turning your map right side up actually locate the building
  5.  Find your closest 68 friends and go to the location you just found on the map
  6.  Question the existence of the Lizard Elite
  7.  Feel insecure if you show up with less than 68 people because you want to show that you have 68 close friends by day 9 of your Dartmouth experience
  8.  Absorb at least 10 new friends while walking to Rocky
  9.  Realize there are subtle signs of the Lizard Elite everywhere
  10. Walk into Rocky and down the stairs with your now 78 closest friends
  11. Find room 002 but don't enter yet because Joe has to pee and he wants everyone to wait for him
  12. Once Joe has finished peeing (but that honestly took a really long time was he actually pooping and didn't want to say?) enter Rocky 002
  13. Join the lizard elite
  14. Sit down in Rocky 002 and prepare for the most bodacious experience of your life
  15. Enjoy the pure ecstasy, enlightenment, drama, and thrill of watching Dog Day, the Cords, and Dstyle deliver the performance of a lifetime

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see you soon my bretheren