SUGAIRES

CHI GAM

WEDNESDAY

11:15 PM

You stumble through the undergrowth, desperately clawing your way down Webster Ave. You are on its trail. It can evade you no longer. It’s right there in The Middle of the street. You have Logic and music on on your side.

You’re 37 years old. Ten years ago, you finally worked up the courage to quit that inevitable investment banking job you picked up out of college at Goldman Sachs after majoring in art history. You didn’t want to Work From Home, so in lieu of it, you finally pursued your dream as a chaser of mythical beasts, in the hope of being picked up by the Discovery Channel as a rival to “Finding Bigfoot”.

There—you see it. Another flash, and it’s gone, sliding coolly behind the tree line. As you pick up speed, you begin to hear its mating call: an old Irish folk song from the days of yore. You catch a glimpse as it bolts into Chi Gam. In you march.

Inside, it has begun its mating dance to go along with its song. Its rhythmic grace reminds you of the one that got away. You think to yourself, “wow, it is way Too Good at Goodbyes,” But here you are. You have finally caught up to this female ursidae, this...

SUGAIRES

CHI GAM

WEDNESDAY

11:15 PM